What? Maybe there is a grocery fairy?

You know my love of weird news stories. I just have to share them with you.
So here is one that caught my attention, along with MY COMMENTS in bold italics:


* Anna Ryan, 42, of Blue Springs, Mo., was baffled for years why
her normal 140 pounds sometimes ballooned to as much as 260
despite her consistently rigorous diet and exercise regimen.
Finally, two years ago (according to a June 2009 dispatch in
London's Daily Mail), nocturnal tests performed by Overland Park,
Kan., physician Scott Eveloff revealed a disorder: Ryan was a
sleepwalker whose routine included as many as eight kitchen visits
a night in which she gorged herself but of which she had no
memory the next morning. [Daily Mail, 6-10-09]

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1. Didn't she notice things missing in her refrigerator? Where did she think they went? Did she think the grocery fairy came and took them away?

2. Didn't she wonder why she woke up with onion breath?

3. When she woke up and went to brush her teeth, didn't she notice the spinach stuck between her teeth and wonder where it came from?

4. What ELSE was she doing when she was sleep walking? Didn't she worry about THAT?

5. If she made 8 visits per night to stuff herself, don't you think she would also have to go to the bathroom more? And where did she go when she was sleepwalking?

6. A physician researcher did "nocturnal tests" on her?? What the heck is THAT? It sounds kinda sexual.
Hey baby, can I do some "nocturnal tests" on ya' tonight?
You won't feel a thing..............

7. Why couldn't they just have a hidden camera in her house instead?
I bet it would be a LOT cheaper than having a physician researcher do "nocturnal tests" on her.


I would make more comments but I think I am kind of hungry after reading that.

And suddenly, I feel very sleepy....



Honey, would you mind coming over here for a second?


I want to do some nocturnal tests on you......