* (1) In Torrington, Conn., in June, a teenage girl, hearing a
woman she lived with screaming in another room, summoned four
of her friends, who quickly arrived and beat up the 25-year-old
man who was with the woman. It turns out that the couple were
having consensual sex (and good sex, at that). The girl and three
of the boys were charged with assault.
1. You'd think the woman would have stopped the teens from beating her lover and explain things, sometime between the time they broke into the lover's room and began to beat up the guy, wouldn't you?
2. If you were the guy that got beat up after having noisy sex, I think you MIGHT need some therapy after this traumatic event, don't you?
3. Can you imagine the teens embarrassment when they realized that the guy was not attacking this woman but instead having consensual sex? "Oops, my bad." I bet they would be teased foreever by their friends.
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(2) Keith Griffin, 48, was
arrested in Martin County, Fla., in August for possessing child
pornography on his computer. He tried to talk detectives out of the
arrest by claiming that his cat often walks on the keyboard and
must have stepped on some combination of keys that resulted in
the downloading of about 1,000 images. [CBS News-AP, 7-2-09]
[South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 8-7-09]
1. Yeah, right. My cat did it....................................... A THOUSAND times.
2. I am not going to go there. You know what I mean. I will NOT use that word that starts with a "P" to make a joke here. But your mind went there, didn't it? DIDN'T IT???
3. What if the CAT was addicted to porn?
What if the cat REALLY did look up porn on the computer and enjoyed it. They do have kind of a sly smile at all times.
And no wonder they sleep all day....they are up watching porn all night.
But child porn? Now that is just sick...even for cats.
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