Don't mess with women!

Here is another news story that you may find amusing. As usual, after the article, MY COMMENTS will be found in bold italics.

Enjoy!!

STOCKBRIDGE, WI (AP) -- Four Wisconsin women are accused of tying up and assaulting a married man after allegedly finding out he was romantically involved with each of them.

The women are each charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony with a maximum prison term of six years. One is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.

Calumet County prosecutors say 48-year-old Therese A. Ziemann of Menasha lured the man to a Stockbridge motel last Thursday. Prosecutors say she was soon joined by 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau of Neenah, 43-year-old Wendy L. Sewell of Kaukauna, and the man's wife.

Authorities say Ziemann punched the man in the face and glued his penis to his stomach.

The Associated Press is not naming the victim's wife to protect the man's identity as a victim of sexual assault.

The women are free on $200 cash bails.

(Copyright ©2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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1. Never, EVER mess with a woman in the romance arena.

2. If you do, hide the super glue.

3. Oh, and rope. Don't forget the macrame ropes and various craft supplies. Women are resourceful. And imaginative. Besides, you really didn't think we LIKE doing those stupid ass crafts, did you? It was all a way to hide our secret weapons.
4. What's worse than a woman scorned??? TWO women scorned.

5. Knock,knock. Who's there? Two women armed with glue and rope. Hide your penis.

6. Surprise, Honey. Look what I found? YOUR OTHER LOVER. Now, don't you want to have sex. Right NOW? What? You can't seem to ummm.."get in the mood?"
It wouldn't be the glue that's got you worried, is it?
Because you SAID you like to get kinky, remember? REMEMBER?????